kitty's momma

The mother of your cat.

"My kitty's momma just had two more kittens."

"Omg, siblings!"

by Queen Buttrix June 19, 2018

Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.

“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”

by Constaqueef December 30, 2018

Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.

All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

by Giuseppe Contadore May 16, 2011

Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

back to the kitchen

this is what men say to women when they want them to go home

Girl: Im not gonna make you a sandwich

Guy: BACK TO THE KITCHEN SLAVE

by noobgod May 20, 2019

kittens

little fluffy bastards

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

kitseh

An alternate, fancier, more elite form of "kitty".

Teh kitseh was spinning out of control on the ceiling fan.

by aleksei May 18, 2006