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Kevin

a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
by a person on earth lol December 8, 2019
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KEVIN

He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
girl: what this
kevin:it a dick pic

girl: i dont see any thing
kevin: it right there
by adrain_dick suck February 25, 2019
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Kevin

A charismatic and funny guy, he walks around like he’s the shit when in fact he is the shit, He can actually be sweet (sometimes) he is the most loyal person you will ever meet. the type of guy you wanna sit down and talk to, He is very picky with females, Kevin is also a goofball, it’s almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his character, Kevin is always in a good mood.
by Ashley ryes December 7, 2018
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Kevin

Cool caring friend who takes surprises great! Loves sports soccer and being with relatable people
I was I knew a kevin
by FregendWannabs August 26, 2017
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kevin

a retard with a big head and big lips who looks like an alien
watch out kevin is coming!!
by epic gamer 9/11 January 17, 2019
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Kevin

Always saying some edgy shit that always someone. Dis nigga funny af
“Look, that nigga eating beans!” Pointed out Kevin in the movie theater while watching Cars 2
by _EDP445_ June 3, 2018
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Kevin is a smelly but sexy man. He's got some chub. Its amazing.
Did you smell Kevin today?
Yeah, but his chub is hot.
by Kevin Arndt June 5, 2018
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