Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 18, 2021
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Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.
Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!
by Peer97 November 22, 2021
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Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
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