Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.
Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.
by Andrew El Taco April 08, 2005
The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
-Vimy by Pierre Berton
by K to the C October 24, 2006
by philbert August 25, 2004
A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.
I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.
by Shawt November 16, 2009
The JC is tough shit, learn to deal wit the hood. from Johnson County, to the streets of j rizzle fo shizzle
by bigshow8891 August 24, 2006
Average white guy, generally overweight. Wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves button shirts with exotic designs. Eats food off of other people's plates. Changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. Listens to Coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. Is in the school band and wrestling.
That guy in the khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! He's such a Doug Johnson.
by JaredFagle January 10, 2017
by Bongsnvagluvr May 05, 2011