A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
by Manashevitz September 09, 2010
a verb meaning to deceive a woman by telling her you want to spend time together as friends, when in reality you intend to cheat on your girlfriend with her
Boy: Wanna go bowling with me while my girlfriend's out of town?
Girl: How dumb do you think I am? I can tell you're trying to j-quigg me!
Girl: How dumb do you think I am? I can tell you're trying to j-quigg me!
by Fishy Valleyranch January 08, 2013
A name for a real thick man usually known to have a bent dick and a flat arse loves a good ice coffee and chicken pie
by Creambar May 26, 2020
Big J, also known as Jason Blinn is a person who tries to run but is not very fast. He tries is best, but the carp is always faster.
Big J is very slow.
by David Gim Lover 123 November 14, 2019
Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"
by Borris Gamp October 08, 2018
Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....
by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 19, 2010
by J-Rocks February 18, 2008