j-quigg

a verb meaning to deceive a woman by telling her you want to spend time together as friends, when in reality you intend to cheat on your girlfriend with her

Boy: Wanna go bowling with me while my girlfriend's out of town?
Girl: How dumb do you think I am? I can tell you're trying to j-quigg me!

by Fishy Valleyranch January 08, 2013

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J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.

"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny

by your gay boyfriends cock November 14, 2010

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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 17, 2008

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J Ron

An insult to someone who inflates prices in a fashion of a lil bitch

Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"

by Borris Gamp October 08, 2018

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Emily J

Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....

That girls such an Emily J...

Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!

by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 19, 2010

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