Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)

by RoadG February 21, 2018

Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

tuesday boozeday

get drunk on tuesday. tuesday boozeday

it’s tuesday boozeday. let’s get drunk

by reese h January 7, 2022

No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.

I'm going to suck your dick, No Gay Tuesday though.

by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020

rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday

black nigger gay rapist sex anal sexy booty nigger that rapes and kills children aka the niggerest of them all, sigma rizzler niggerhead from ohio, yes niggerhead is a real word you fat ass nigger I sodomized a 5 year old girl, along with 20 90 year olds.

rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday raped and sodomized a 5 year old girl.

by braylanniggersrIZZNIGGEROHIO November 18, 2023