free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me

by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017

Dank Free

Having no cannabis in your system.

Hey dog you down to smoke tonight?

Na I gotta stay dank free for a while cuz of my upcoming drug test for my new job.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 3, 2008

Sex-Free

Sex-Free describes a state or lifestyle that has no need or use for sexual expression, or a person who follows such a lifestyle. Historically, we know that the apostle Paul was sex-free.

Last night, I realized that I was not being deprived or forced into celibacy; I was sex-free.

by JohnEdgarBoston November 1, 2019

Free Therapy

Relates to an Ass Kickin that is administered (usually in an abandoned house)that gives you a new perspective on life.
Free Therapy
Inquire Within

Boy that Free Therapy is great,it's really got me thinkin right!

by The Wiznit April 25, 2006

Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.

"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"

by tovarishch November 20, 2009

Free Size

A t-shirt that comes in only one size, usually two sizes bigger than you actually need.

Said t-shirts can be found outside of concerts, sporting events, 5k runs, charity walks, etc. or any other event where t-shirts are handed out.

I never got a concert tee after the Pearl Jam show because I knew it would only come in free size and those things are 4 sizes too big...all the time.

by Capt. Awesome July 20, 2008