taint clippings

The byproduct of clipping your taint with toenail clippers.
Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?

Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
by Hella Cool Guy April 25, 2025
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Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami July 01, 2019
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Taint Tickling

The act of Tickling a Males Taint, Taint Tickling
I just came back from a taint tickling session” said joe
by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 16, 2020
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Tainted Art

When normal SFW internet art shows similarities that come from artists who mainly do porn or otherwise NSFW art. Via the: art style, presentation, platform/website it was posted on, or the character’s proportions and facial expressions.

The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”

Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
by Teamorson May 04, 2025
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pissy taint

When you piss on her taint for her
I love it when he gives me a pissy taint
by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017
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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
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Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit
by Peter Sloterdijk June 03, 2022
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