by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
by Knowledge Sponge July 02, 2023
A very hairy pussy
by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet May 19, 2018
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021