Now on

A phrase used by a math teacher. Not to be named. He is calculated to say it 3.8 times every day. He can say up to 97 now ons in one month.

Right, what should you be doing now on?
Put away whatever those are now on.

by 3cjnewlc January 31, 2019

T-now

Today; right now.

You need to get your ass home t-now!

by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now

On your feet soldier, we are leaving now!

by Spicepapi July 6, 2021

I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood

A new hit Anime adaptation based off a light novel, where Japanese salary man dies from getting hit by a city bus while trying to save a woman from getting hit. He is then reborn black in Gary Indiana, and is raised by a poverty-ridden family in the hood. His father left him at a yound age, and was killed in negro combat. The protagonist seeks to avenge his father by slaying the king pin of the hood. He is able to level up his MP by selling drugs, participating in drive-bys, looting stores, and slaying baby mamas. He learns new magical abilities by doing different drugs.

Tyrell: Yo have you seen I was reincarnated as a Negro, now I sell drugs in the hood yet? I heard it is pretty good.
Jermaime: Yah nigga, I heard the protag is gucci as fuck. The intro song goes hard.

by Dirty Antwan October 7, 2025

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Something UD says when you type in ▥

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021