Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.

Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.

by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018

Known Idiot

A person who carries out idiotic action even when they should know better.

For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.

Donald Trump is a known idiot when it comes to the corona virus.

by Danack March 14, 2020

Sapphic idiot

When someone of the female gender is head over heels for someone of the same sex.

I'm such a sapphic idiot for my crush because I get so awkward when I try to talk to her.

by Impasabear August 10, 2022

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018

MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

idiot central

anybody making the grave mistake to join a windette stream

Nkgistoohardplshelp just trash landed in idiot central

by eFor2 September 16, 2023

Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.

1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....

by blue_jacket July 21, 2011