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ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
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human jimbo

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis
jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo
by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020
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Orange Human

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.
by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020
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Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)
“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”
by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020
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Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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Human Electron

“I love going on Twitter to say something offensive and piss some people off because I’m a human electron
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 19, 2021
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