Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Green grape

The lesser superior color to the red grape

Green grapes

by Orman December 14, 2016

grape

why are you searching up what grape means? um. OK... grapes are red, purple or green fruits that are typically round.

person 1: "yo, grapes taste like shit."
person 2: "true"

by Kalenchoe January 10, 2019

Grape

Something doctors usually do surgery on, sometimes they live and sometimes they don't end up well and are eaten by the surgeons.

The plastic surgeon did a test on a grape.

by SketSkater December 2, 2018

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats. Can be used on smaller pets like cats, chihuahuas, or whatever is around ankle size and smaller.

"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts sobbing loudly*

by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025

Grape

another word for great

Terrorist Girl: "To sacrifice my own life for Pakistan"
Terrorist Teacher: "WOW this is a strong message! No one will have carrot, Grape!"

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020