Gabriel

A short scrawny Asian boy who is terrible at Basketball and who doesn't brush his teeth and begs for food. He also picks his girl over his boys all the time

"Gabriel is so gay"

by TheLonleySigma May 7, 2025

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A person who loves moles and has the nastiest dooky stains on planet earth.

Gabriel: That mole is so hot.
Random ass nigga: thats fucking weird but ok

by Master Baiter nigger November 21, 2023

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Gabriel is a bitch ass nigga who pulls no hoes and has no play at all. All that nigga does it yip and tap all the time Gabriel thinks he’s funny but he’s one annoying ass nigga.

Oh lord Gabriel’s coming.

by Thezestymonkey November 21, 2023

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Gabriel is such a goofy person who never seems to stop expressing what he wants. Usually chicken express.

Oh Gabriel just made another Chicken Express employee cry because they were out of chocolate milk.

by cainedatrain November 21, 2023

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a certified homie hopper who is mad zesty

Everyone has dated Gabriel before. i’m not surprised u were messed over

by lildoo November 23, 2023

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Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!

Guy 1:Bro I just P-ranked Gabriel, Apostate of hate
Guy 2:What the fuck are you on about?

by IT'S ULTRAKILLIN TIME November 27, 2023

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