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Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying
"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."
by Sebas S December 13, 2008
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monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition
*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football
by bogart March 10, 2005
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ego fucking

The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.
Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
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funkilicious

oh my god that's funkilicious
by tanyaRRGG! November 10, 2007
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Funkie

A person who is interested or whose job is to be involved in the functional side of a project. This is in contrast to a techie who is interested in the technical aspects of a project.
The funkies at the meeting didn’t understand what the techies were talking about.
by Hsappa September 26, 2018
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Friday night funkin fan

Someone who defends the fnf community and fnf (flash game), still has not gone outside, if you’re a fan of fnf and you can handle hate, that’s fine. I’m criticizing the faggy overprotective fans who jack off to bf x pico. Anyways let’s continue,
they always go super sayian whenever someone doesn’t agree with them, makes videos about fnf haters, and is a a bitchless creature. Their age is probably 6 - 13 and shouldn’t be born in the internet for the first place.
Normal Person: I don’t like fnf
Friday night funkin fan: OMMMMMG HOW DARE YOU HATE MY GAME IT IS PERFECT SO START LIKING LBGTQ ART ABOUT FNF AND ELSAGATE NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!
by hatred makesmefeelbetter August 5, 2022
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fucking clusterfuck of fuck

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature
My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck
by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011
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