From the vantage point of a rational human with functioning gustatory papillae, a lamb dinner is the gastronomic equivalent of getting kicked in the testicles (some people find it enjoyable, but I cannot for the life of me understand why).
Imagine, if you will, meat that tastes like it’s been marinated in dirty old sweaters, perfumed with a hint of petting zoo, and garnished with the toxic secretions of a cane toad. The consumption of lamb is less a meal and more an elaborate prank gone wrong.
The texture? A true paradox. Somehow it is both sinewy and gelatinous, as though the animal was full of despair and sadness before its untimely demise. And the smell, how in tarnation can it smell that foul? The stench wafts through a home like the ghost of livestock past, assaulting the olfactory senses of every poor soul who is in the vicinity.
Supposed connoisseurs will wax poetic about its “earthy richness” or “rich, robust, and well-balanced flavor” which, when translated to honest English, means “sweaty mutton disguised as fine dining”. It is not “rich,” it is despicable; it is not “robust,” but a belligerent assault on the taste buds.
Lamb should only be served if your guests have wronged you terribly or if you have lost all hope in the potential of food bringing you, or others, joy.
In conclusion, lamb as a dish is best served NEVER. It is a betrayal of the palate, a disgrace to the kitchen, and a compelling argument for vegetarianism.
Imagine, if you will, meat that tastes like it’s been marinated in dirty old sweaters, perfumed with a hint of petting zoo, and garnished with the toxic secretions of a cane toad. The consumption of lamb is less a meal and more an elaborate prank gone wrong.
The texture? A true paradox. Somehow it is both sinewy and gelatinous, as though the animal was full of despair and sadness before its untimely demise. And the smell, how in tarnation can it smell that foul? The stench wafts through a home like the ghost of livestock past, assaulting the olfactory senses of every poor soul who is in the vicinity.
Supposed connoisseurs will wax poetic about its “earthy richness” or “rich, robust, and well-balanced flavor” which, when translated to honest English, means “sweaty mutton disguised as fine dining”. It is not “rich,” it is despicable; it is not “robust,” but a belligerent assault on the taste buds.
Lamb should only be served if your guests have wronged you terribly or if you have lost all hope in the potential of food bringing you, or others, joy.
In conclusion, lamb as a dish is best served NEVER. It is a betrayal of the palate, a disgrace to the kitchen, and a compelling argument for vegetarianism.
Jacob: You should come over for dinner tonight.
Patricia: That sounds lovely, what are we having?
Jacob: A lamb dinner, I was thinking a roast leg of lamb.
Patricia: I just threw up in my mouth.
Jacob: Lamb Souvlaki?
Patricia: I would rather starve.
Jacob: Lamb chops?
Patricia: Que distinguida.
Jacob: Lamb kofta?
Patricia: Que feo.
Jacob: Lamb Shank Ragu?
Patricia: Ohhhh, you know what? I just remembered, I am busy tonight, sorry.
Patricia: That sounds lovely, what are we having?
Jacob: A lamb dinner, I was thinking a roast leg of lamb.
Patricia: I just threw up in my mouth.
Jacob: Lamb Souvlaki?
Patricia: I would rather starve.
Jacob: Lamb chops?
Patricia: Que distinguida.
Jacob: Lamb kofta?
Patricia: Que feo.
Jacob: Lamb Shank Ragu?
Patricia: Ohhhh, you know what? I just remembered, I am busy tonight, sorry.
by Volando Con El Viento April 20, 2025
Get the Lamb dinnermug. When Referring to those who delay, whether intentionally or not in a humorous manner, mostly due to eating food
by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025
Get the Dinner Menacemug. by sylvestre le gender August 17, 2024
Get the fool's dinnermug. I’m so jealous of Aidan’s girl dinner, I heard he had half a chicken nugget and some fries off the floor of the 24 hour McDonald’s!
by GIRLBOSSOFFICIAL July 28, 2023
Get the Girl Dinnermug. by chicken dinner 69 December 10, 2020
Get the dinnermug. Person 1: Hey you wanna listen to a song?
Person 2: Sure whats it called
Person 1: Dinner is not over by Jack Stauber
Person 2: Sure whats it called
Person 1: Dinner is not over by Jack Stauber
by Sayori hangs herself dudes May 27, 2023
Get the dinner is not overmug. 1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.
1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.
by qw3r1y July 17, 2023
Get the Duck Dinnermug.