family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.

"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."

by panda85 September 5, 2009

Stick family

A cookie cutter bradey bunch whome everybody hates and makes fun of.

Look! Its the stick family! Hahaha!

by anonymous January 20, 2021

till family

Large penis, generally awesome,stronger than most people. Vikings look up to them and are freared by all and always will take a fight before flight and has powerful hits without much stamina missing. Never has a heart and can drink heavily without getting drunk.

The tills kiled my father.
The till family is desended from vikings.

by Ferrell May 14, 2016

family spitroast

When you and your brother take home the same girl and share sexual activities with her.

"Mate! Me and my bro totally took home the same chick last night!"

"Awesome dude, that must have been one hell of a family spitroast!"

by Fernando1867 June 12, 2016

Second family

Distant family; aunts, uncles, couisns, maybe grandparents, any great, half family, children of couisns etc.

I have to see my second family

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Family Guy

A show about an intelligent baby and a dog who can create time machines, a retarded dad, a snobby ginger mum, a lesbian girl and a fat teen boy.

Family Guy is the greatest show ever.

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

Family Window

A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.

Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!

by afronova May 16, 2008