Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025

evil floor hole

evil floor hole is a discord user mainly with a Spiderman profile picture that uses the mudae bot too much.

evil floor hole: $h
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evil floor hole: $h
mudae bot: you ran out of rolls
evil floor hole: *kills self*

by peeshitter November 12, 2021

Evil Urban Dictionary

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.

"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"

by ThisIsAnUrbanDictionaryAccount April 21, 2025

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

Evil Eric

Eric but incredibly evil. Usually fat and bisexual don't mind being pegged. Every Eric that you know has an evil counterpart.

"Be careful Eric I'm sensing your Evil Eric around here, you better hide"

by Evil Eric Hunter January 18, 2024

Stupid Evil

this is the worst kind of evil because someone being so stupid is doing the worst evil of all because of their selfish stupid desires...sigh and when they realize they start cracking up what have i done? i should of did this sooner bwahahahahaha i am the most feared person in the world...that's how they feel

stupid evil bitches

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 30, 2022