Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018

Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.

"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."

by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018

Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL

OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE

by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.

I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.

by iamyourfat June 16, 2018

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

Evan

Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.

Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg

Megan: yeah...what about him

Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he

Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*

Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about

Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing

by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018