epic proportions

Epically retarded and unfunny.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

The Epic Texan

A person that is born in Texas and was raised to be truely epic in their lives.

Man, did you read the tweets The Epic Texan posted? He truely is EPIC!

by Revman July 08, 2010

Epic High Five

The action of completing a high five from the passenger seat of a car with a pedestrian walking by

Both parties must have consumed plenty of alcohol.

And the car must be going in excess of 40 mph while rocking to the beats of Sandstorm and other various Techno-Style music.

Dude I was hammered last night and I Epic High Fived a guy on the sidewalk! Shoulda been there.

by Big Dicks Police February 11, 2010

Legit Epic Sketch

Something legit, epic, or sketchy (or any combination of the three); Something cool, awesome, legendary, creepy, weird, amazing, impressive, supa fly; An adjective meaning whatever you want it to mean

"Whoah, man. That move was legit epic sketch."

by EpicBaller930 December 17, 2008

Epic Snow Day

When the night before, you have an assignment you didn't finish for school, and the news says that it is going to snow that night. You don't believe them, but then next morning you look out that window and everything is covered in white.

Last night I didn't do my physics homework, and was hoping for an Epic Snow Day. I got it.

by shaolin Masta February 26, 2009

epic movie syndrome

After watching an epic movie or TV series, or playing an epic video game, the feeling of depression or dissatisfaction with one's real life in comparison to the awesomeness of what one saw/lived on screen, i.e. "my life can never be that awesome oh god." Epic, in this case, meaning circumstances that lead the protagonist to save the world or live life in a way that nobody could remotely approach in reality.

Usually lasts 1-5 days after the conclusion of said epic movie/series/game.

"How fucking amazing would it be if I could get really ripped and fight crime like Batman....oh god damn it, it's basically impossible. I'm going to spend the next 30 years in a cubicle trying to get the office that's slightly bigger than a cubicle. My life is so fucking boring and background and I'll never realize my dreams. I have such a severe case of epic movie syndrome that I might as well kill myself."

by Superking April 30, 2012

Epic Gamer Win

When some virgin gets a victory virgin on Fortnut Battle Royale.

That little nigga got an epic gamer win! Beat the shit out of him

by Coco Niny 6969 November 02, 2018