Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

Dumpster Dive

When two raccoons are rectally inserted and followed by anal sex

Hey baby i found two raccoons outside. Can i dumpster dive in you?

by Peppermint pancake August 18, 2025

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).

"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'

by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.

John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.

by Chavo January 15, 2008

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Detroit Dive

When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.

Oh my gosh, look! That fool is making a Detroit Dive right in front of all those cars!

by MNL897 March 16, 2025