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Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.
Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.
by MisterKnows December 15, 2025
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Digital Phun

an idiot, someone that cant get with anyone because they have no life, but at the same time think they are cool while they actually arent
by Griff March 24, 2003
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digital namaste

Saying “I see you” to someone online because you connect with something they’ve written; a deeper feeling of appreciation than a Like & Subscribe.
A: Paul McCartney’s bass line on “Something” is otherworldly!
B: Digital Namaste, it really vibes!
by PhatBatt May 30, 2025
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010
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The Amazing Digital Circus

An animated "comedy" show created by gooseworx
guy 1: Yo bro you wanna watch the amazing digital circus?
guy2: No nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
by FireDemon0313 April 8, 2025
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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