David

David is amazing , funny, hot, smart, athletic, he will blow your mind he's the most amazing person born every one is bound to love him hes very very talented and charming

girl 1 - omggg!!!!!!! david asked me out!!!!!!!!!!!

girl 2 - omggg! your soo lucky!

by gymnast1230 November 27, 2017

dagit

a dagit is like a faggot but worse. one is a poopy person who likes to spread their butt checks for everyone they see. also, they are always known for having a poopy butthole.

god, leah is such a dagit.

that guy gus is a hugeee dagit.

by lauren poopybutt February 13, 2018

david devine

Someone who's a fucking vape god. The one thing he does better than blowing fat o's is making dope ass youtube videos. this guy usually gets all the pussy he wants and more. He also has a very cute butt.

dude that Adam Sandler guy was pretty cool, almost as cool as David Devine

by nonnapasta February 23, 2018

David

David when you first meet him will be very cold does not smile much and overall seems like a depressed and kind of scary dude. David is usually very intelligent and can easily differentiate between a friend or foe. Showing a little sincerity from the beginning will really change the way he will act around you really causing him to open up and show his true and much more loving side.

Dang, that dude really does remind me of David.

by VetaPred September 6, 2018

David

David may seem like an asshole and/or fuckboy at first, but he is really just a huge flirt and can make any girl swoon with a glance. He knows just how to make you laugh and comfort you when you need it. He may seem cut-off but he is just hurt and might need some time. Just give him space but be there when he needs you. I mean, after all, you just can't resist those perfect, round brown eyes and the beyond comparable dark hair. If you are ever lucky enough to meet ANYONE with this description (even if their name isn't David) keep them in your life as long as you can, whether as a friend or something more.

"I feel so incredibly lucky to have David in my life."

by lonley_foever November 9, 2018

David

Will give you hella snacks in return for weed and is fun to get stoned with.

David: Bruh, you want some snacks?
Stoner dude: Hell yeah! Wanna hit?
David: Hell yeah brother!

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019

david wooler

To be a David Wooler you have to have a love of cock and a desire to force various items into your anus which over time increases in size to allow more adventurous items to be deposited

"Yesterday I did a David Wooler I ruptured my Sphincter by depositing a traffic cone in my ass"

by Lord Lucha October 22, 2019