Crap N' Fap

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
by Fapking October 30, 2011
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Crap shoot

by griz April 18, 2004
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crap shack

a car that your rich parents (thats if your parents are rich or u dont have any) buy you a crappy car that looks like they found it in a shack.
man that kid driver a big ass crap shack
by El Daniel Moxley December 09, 2004
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Scooby-Doo this crap

When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.
"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."
by CYA59 November 30, 2021
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Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
by Coog1983 July 22, 2009
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crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.
- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.
by Dr.J-dawg November 28, 2005
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