The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from
My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning
Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?
Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?
by phixxx September 5, 2013
Get the Shower Coffeemug. Hitting the caffeine again in the afternoon, since the morning jolt has worn off & you need another pick-me-up to get through the rest of the day.
Man, I was really dragging when I got home after my shift, but after a smoke and some nice afternoon coffee, I was good to go again!
by Redking645 December 15, 2009
Get the Afternoon Coffeemug. originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
by la la February 8, 2005
Get the coffee beanmug. There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC
by coffee monkey February 18, 2005
Get the coffee monkeymug. It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.
by Chris Abagotado June 9, 2009
Get the Coffee Pornmug. A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.
by supamonkey January 1, 2005
Get the Coffee Timemug. When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.
by charming sorrow January 17, 2009
Get the coffee stainmug.