Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020

Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.

"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"

by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020

cloginhymer

When you fall and a pole goes inside you.

He pumps his cloginhymer jysms inside you, as they flow within you.

by Ponderouspenis December 27, 2020

cloginhymer

When you open something and it explodes or if you clog your holes.

To pump your cloginhymer in her and jysms flow like a river.

by Ponderouspenis December 27, 2020

clopsy

A clopsy is one who enjoys ranch, hotcakes , and people from Wisconsin, Montana, and Tennessee. Often a clopsy will grow up and evolve to a woxy

Tom is suuuuch a clopsy

by Shane briggs February 2, 2021

clopshiki

some type of poo, may be round ORRR diarrhoea. Maybe be even square!! Its a polish word that people say. May be used as having the food meatballs.

Person 1: OH I THINK IM HAVING CLOPSHIKI AGAIN, I CANT HANG OUT WITH YOU SORRY MATE!
Person 2: OH FRICKKKK GET TO THE BATHROOM NOWWWW

by mycatishawt February 14, 2021

Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”

by Jordan427 March 9, 2021