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chicago parachute

Four Steps: Go to a strange place with no sleeping arrangements, find a girl, bang her, then stay at her place.
I couldn't afford a hotel so I had to pull my Chicago parachute.
by jugghandler July 5, 2016
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019
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West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD

Detroit-based Insane Gangster Disciples set formerly active around West Chicago Rd. and Wyoming. Known for the “2-15-19” BOS tag and a crooked “I” symbolizing “Insane.” Their graffiti clashed with local Vice Lords over turf and respect. Likely defunct.
“The West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD left their mark with ‘2-15-19’ tags, but most of their walls have been painted over since the city cleaned up the neighborhood.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom
"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"
by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025
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Chicago

by Chicagoated July 8, 2021
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Chicagoed out

Chicagoed out is a term meaning of being drunk, or really really high, even cross faded. Because Chicago is disoriented and ignorant city. It’s an unsafe feeling when chicagoed out feeling like you are Chicago.
Group of friends: Let’s grab beer.
Person: A partner B is already chicagoed out.
by Jo icamp April 11, 2024
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