Curb Check

The act of placing an unconscious or immobile individual's head against a curb or similar embankment with their mouth open and stepping on or kicking them in the head.

"After he gound out bert had stolen his last eight ball, ernie hauled his ass out and curb checked him."

by Daemonite March 25, 2003

Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

by Crash569 August 13, 2010

make like a check and bounce

lets get the heck out of here

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

by President Eisenhower December 8, 2009

Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.

Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker

by Mr VGA January 8, 2012

Floor check

A quick, yet violent stomp delivered to the chest or face of a person who finds themself on the recieving end of a take down; To toss someone to the ground and then deliver a hefty blow via your foot to their face, usually to render unconscious or very, very messy.

"Yo Rich, I heard you beat that cat's ass last night."
"Yeah, I threw him to the ground and floor checked his ass, and that was pretty much the whole fight. Bitch aint got SHIT on me, I'M THE MOTHER FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"

by Jackie Draper July 1, 2006

thumb check

the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if the thumb gets wet (touches poon) the skirt is too short.

man check out the skirts of those ladies. they would totally fail a thumb check.

by LothDreb June 27, 2009

Background check

The one thing that stands between me and my job as a volunteer

poor little billy got rejected cuz they discovered his nudes from a background check

by sergeant anous August 31, 2016