by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022
Get the Carl-Emilmug. Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.
by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022
Get the Carlmug. A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.
He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.
He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.
He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Chainsaw Carlmug. Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
Get the Cold Carlmug. 
Get the Carl-Eliemug. 
1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.
2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
by Long Long Donkey Kong April 21, 2018
Get the Full Carlmug.