Baddies Per Capita

The percentage of hot people in the population of a city, town, ect.

"Damn have you been to Colorado they have a insane baddies per capita"

"You coming into the town has lowered the baddies per capita rate"

by 111000111 March 22, 2025

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS CAPITAL

A board game that is played by a dice.

It comes with 10 Bejs, 8 Ganbjrastas, 1 Black Ninja and 1 Master Japannoe.

Today im going to buy the board game called "BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS CAPITAL". But first i gotta read the rules. I guess it's in the box of the board game... Btw it costs 10$. I have enough money to buy it.

by Bluetext6572 April 5, 2025

Logicalization against the Victims of Capitalism

The application of formal, pseudo-logical deductions to prove that victims of capitalism are either non-existent or at fault. It constructs syllogisms from debatable premises (“Markets are free,” “People are rational actors”) to “prove” that outcomes are always fair, and that therefore any victim must be illogical or lazy.

Logicalization against the Victims of Capitalism Example: “Premise 1: The market pays you what you’re worth. Premise 2: You are poor. Conclusion: Therefore, you are of low worth. QED.” This logicalization uses the veneer of airtight reason to transform a structural condition (poverty) into a personal, logical judgment, dismissing appeals to unfairness as emotional error.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Trivialization against the Victims of Capitalism

The rhetorical minimization of capitalist harm, treating systemic failures as minor, isolated, or even humorous. It reduces profound suffering to anecdotes about “avocado toast” budgets, frames exploitation as “hustle culture,” or mocks demands for change as the whining of a “snowflake” generation.

Trivialization against the Victims of Capitalism Example: A meme showing a homeless person with a smartphone captioned, “Priorities.” This trivialization reduces the complex crisis of housing and mental health to a single, misleading image, suggesting poverty is a choice of frivolous spending rather than a systemic trap.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Justification against Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism

The explicit defense of the extreme, often absurd, harms endemic to the decaying phase of capitalism—such as rampant financialization, platform monopolies, climate collapse, and existential precarity—as not only necessary but as signs of a thriving, innovative system. It frames unprecedented levels of inequality, burnout, and societal dysfunction as the exciting, if turbulent, frontier of human progress, where victims are merely those who failed to adapt to a new, faster world they should be grateful for.

Justification against Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism Example: A tech billionaire arguing that the mental health crisis and loneliness epidemic fueled by social media algorithms are "the price of global connection and democratized information," and that those suffering from addiction or misinformation "need to develop better digital literacy." This justification reframes the systemic pathologies of attention economics as a grand, neutral evolution, blaming users for its human costs.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Rationalization against Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism

The cognitive process of explaining the system's deepening failures through a lens of hyper-complexity and inevitability, using concepts like "digital disruption," "the Fourth Industrial Revolution," or "market logic 2.0." It rationalizes surreal outcomes—like billionaires funding space tourism while homelessness surges—as natural results of unstoppable technological and economic forces, not political choices. The suffering is framed as an unfortunate byproduct of a transition too complex to steer.

Rationalization against Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism Example: An economist stating, "While wealth concentration appears extreme, it reflects the supernormal returns of intangible assets and network effects in a digital era. Redistributive policies might inadvertently stifle the innovation driving this new paradigm." This rationalization uses jargon ("intangible assets," "network effects") to portray a political choice—tolerating extreme inequality—as a sophisticated understanding of an inevitable new economic law.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Logicalization against the Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism

The application of a cold, algorithmic logic—often borrowed from Silicon Valley "disruption" playbooks or financial models—to "prove" that the victims of late-stage capitalism are illogical anomalies. It uses the internal metrics of the system (engagement rates, shareholder value, scalability) to construct syllogisms where any human need or community stability that interferes with optimization is deemed inefficient and thus invalid.

Logicalization against the Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism Example: "Premise 1: A business must maximize growth and market share. Premise 2: Our driverless delivery service does this by eliminating 10,000 driving jobs. Premise 3: Those drivers now have time to 'upskill' or pursue the gig economy. Conclusion: Therefore, this displacement is a logical net positive for human potential." This logicalization uses the system's own pathological priorities as first principles, defining human devastation as a rational step in a computation.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026