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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.

It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
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British Bulldog

A British girl with a fat ass and spicy attitude.
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Britished

Britished is a word used to describe someone. It is when someone forcefully moves you just so they can be in that spot.
Rachel Britished me from my seat
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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british people

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA
by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023
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British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.
The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
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