Hairy Bowl

The female vagina in its unshaved form

My missus doesn't shave her pussy so i've been eating from the hairy bowl for weeks now.

by whitley doons January 17, 2007

bowl cut

noun
1. a hair cut that you could put a salad in.

Brian has a bowl cut.

by Flip my chips June 13, 2006

Bowl Job

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.

Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.

by Missm00 October 28, 2012

bowl honker

when sitting on the toilet expecting to take an epic shit,you fart ridiculously loud and laugh hysterically

dude, i thought i had to drop dirt the other day and it was the loudest bowl honker ever

by Jesse Browne January 3, 2009

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Bowl Noob

An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.

1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)

2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)

3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe

4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber

5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl

6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e

7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)

8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.

9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.

10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.

by gen.ret February 22, 2013

phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries

Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.

by Yeeper July 22, 2006