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blonde skinny cbc boy lover 

go by the name kelly barr. want chicken wings all the time right until you do. generally just really really weird.
hey did u see that blonde skinny cbc boy lover earlier? oh my god didn’t know kelly barr was here ew.

box blonde 

A box blonde is a stupid hoe who's natuaral hair color is not blonde, but wants to embody the "blondes have more fun" facade. But the hoe too cheap so she uses shitty box dye, fucks up her hair, and now goes around with a somehow bigger ego.
"That box blonde is really stupid."

"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."

"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."
box blonde by FeatherWeather February 9, 2017

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa! 

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!
Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
Scholars maintain that the translation was lost centuries ago: an unpleasent fleshy shaft often covered in scabs
Leon: I lost my wallet today
Saurab: Suck a Boondie
Boondie by Bratown August 3, 2011