Art Block

No thoughts, head empty

"pshh, art block? Where is that? Never heard of it.

by Error_707 November 2, 2020

cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005

Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.

e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.

by retepa May 6, 2007

Ken Block

A highly overated 44 year old WANNABE rally driver that dresses like a 14 year old punk teen that pisses green due to an overdose of Monster energy drink. Block is also the co-founder of DC Shoes which gave him the money and opportunity to have high powered cars and to produce fake Gymkhana staged viral videos on the internet. People assume he's God-like behind the wheel and that his videos are filmed in one take, which is untrue. A showman by his own admittance with admittedly some good driving talent but he's proven to be no match for the real pros in the WRC, finishing nearly dead last in the driver standings of the last 2 seasons.

Teen: Yo doode, I'm gonna steal my mom's Ford Fiesta tonight and we'll drive shit like Ken Block!!!

Friend: Hell yeah, I'm sure that 15K$ FWD 120 HP econobox will be just as fast and drifty as Block's 500K$ AWD 600+ HP racecar!!!

by rallysport December 26, 2011

Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

by Miller Bro January 19, 2013

Block Party

on a newsgroup or message board - a code used to notify people that they should block a particular person.

useful in pointing out trolls

Started in Yahoo Answers to deal with rampant trolls - especially reporters and spammers

Posted Question:
Whats the most important thing in throwing a block party?

Details posted:
Besides the guest of honor that is.
<link to the trolls account>

by streigh June 27, 2009

up on blocks

to rob someone completely unbeknownst to them, to steal everything from someone, to 'rob them blind'. to go behind someone's back when they least expect it and take as much as you can from them; the opposite of 'strongarming' someone.

"that nigga earl went off to work and me and flossy came through his crib, needless to say, we put that nigga up on blocks!"

by block dumby August 27, 2007