boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 09, 2015

Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

bic and beard

When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.

Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!

by Ros Bif Sangich January 29, 2018

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 06, 2017