Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010
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Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
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Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
by Mister Miser March 27, 2008
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Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof
by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010
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Get the baseball catcher mug.People who believe that baseball is the best sport around is baseball.Who are obviously wrong because we all know that lax is the best sport.So fuck you baseballers.
i hate those baseballers they're so annoying,lets just go lax
Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party
Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party
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So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
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