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Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010
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Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
by Mister Miser March 27, 2008
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Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...
Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
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Baseballing

When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number
Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof
by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010
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baseball catcher

Fatass who can't play the infield and is the coaches son
by Hffjrshhdhdhd May 6, 2018
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baseballers

People who believe that baseball is the best sport around is baseball.Who are obviously wrong because we all know that lax is the best sport.So fuck you baseballers.
i hate those baseballers they're so annoying,lets just go lax

Baseballers never shut up.Forget them bro lets go party
by laxbro 4 life April 24, 2011
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baseball bat

The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006
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