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Simp

Person 1: Man iDupes is such a simp for letting his GF send nudes to dudes on her OnlyFans
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
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Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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Simp

A simp is a person who overvalues women that obviously don't like them. They are overprotective at times and if you call someone that they might not know what that means so call them that.
"Whatever you say simp"
Ugh, that boy is such a simp like damn!
by Candel'ite X_X May 29, 2020
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Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.
Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp
by 𓂸 February 19, 2020
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Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020
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Simp

An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.
Dude you're a simp, you just gave her 5 bucks. You're such a loser
by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020
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SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
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