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Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
by rankstorn September 3, 2013
mugGet the Hot Rod to Heavenmug.

Spuzz rod

Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.
by Tricky1979 February 22, 2024
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ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.
Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
by anonymouschickk April 18, 2011
mugGet the ground rodmug.

Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018
mugGet the Rodmug.

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)
I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.
by MrOverboost August 12, 2016
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ram rodded

To get pounded in the ass, usually by another man.
He loves gettin ram rodded while he's smokin foils.
by K-Diddy 2 February 8, 2024
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rod

A long human being. Tall and has no curves and is just straight.
you rod
by The typing man May 5, 2018
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