Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
by JDviewpoint69 February 28, 2022
(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
Anyone who does not pay attention to the road while driving and is, instead, distracted or focused on something else.
guy1:That bitch over there almost hit me cause she was reaching for something in her car.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.
by urban_kitsune March 17, 2016
by lexiconartist0 March 01, 2025
“Ugh are you serious, he drives a Tacoma? A Tacoma Driver is defined as someone who cannot be taken seriously
by Toyota.com June 23, 2021
A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.
Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!
by 15 years in December 12, 2024
A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert November 27, 2007