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Simp

A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois
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simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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simp

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft
by luna de angelis December 1, 2021
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SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
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Simp

To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp
by Spaiid June 4, 2020
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Simp

An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.
Dude you're a simp, you just gave her 5 bucks. You're such a loser
by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020
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simp

Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.
-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp
by John Cake July 23, 2020
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