Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

beer ninja

The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.

Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.

by thenick September 25, 2006

beer-ios

cheerios with beer instead of milk

beer-ios

by jake deering August 2, 2008

Beer selfie

A selfie taken with beer as the secondary subject, regardless of whether it is drunk* or undrunk*.
*Applies to both the primary and secondary subjects.

Mo posted a beer selfie, but neither one was drunk!

by Mmmm, beer November 17, 2016

Yard Beers

Cold, crisp busch lattes best enjoyed shirtless. Frequently drank in the front yard

"boys, sigma nu yard beers?"

by elongatedtonytheile March 22, 2023

Spirit Beer

It's your beer, your go-to, the one that's going to be for you, always, tried and true, never fail, never let you down, the one you pick out every single time, if it's available, that's what you're getting, hands down, uplifts your spirits, your quintessential beer.

Yo, what beer did Megan want?

Dude, you know she's always getting that IPA, it's her spirit beer.

by scottyclaymore February 18, 2023

line beer

A pour from a tap that hasn't been used for a period of time that makes it tastes flat and generally unpleasant.

Hey pal, this tastes off. Let it flow a bit. I'm not here for a line beer.

by Colombish April 20, 2018