Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

zoomBUH

a very cute hvher that likes to spank his monkey (jerk off)

holy zoombuh was spanking his monkey to cdazzz bruh what the ohio!!!!

by tuber op July 12, 2024

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

by Outsideworld December 31, 2023

Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.

by monkdoc January 8, 2024

zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024

Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.

by monkdoc January 22, 2024