YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

youtube and relax

It's another way to say Netflix and chill but you can't afford Netflix so you YouTube and relax

U want to come over and YouTube and relax because I can't afford Netflix

by Rebecca jackson February 1, 2016

YouTube Rot

When YouTube videos are taken down or deleted, resulting in the pain of discovering all your playlists are filled with Deleted Video.

My playlist is suffering from some serious youtube rot.

by fuzzywave August 21, 2021

YouTube and hang

Sit around by yourself

...endlessly watching content, no sexual desires...

I'm going to go home and YouTube and hang, (clothes optional e.g let it all hang out ... or otherwise) meaning I will go to my house watch YouTube and go to bed, alone .

by Ashally aHche February 11, 2018

Google it on youtube

When asked a question and you’re Duane. respond by saying, “just Google it on YouTube”!

Google it on YouTube

by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018

YouTube Heat

When you watch so much of one kind of video that they start popping up in your sidebar in youtube.

Guy 1: Why do I have so many Minecraft videos in my Youtube?

Guy 2: Stop watching them dude, You're getting Youtube Heat.

by Mr. Chair April 15, 2013

Studying on YouTube

The excuse you give your parents when they ask you to study while you are relaxing.

Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby

by Robo - Hunter July 3, 2019