We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.
"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
by SirCook March 31, 2015
Get the YouTube Salesmanmug. Youtube freek10 is a small insignificant little s*** head with a tiny dick just to put his Tiny Dick In perspective in order for him to have protected sex he has to cut the pinky finger off of a extra small latex glove because he cannot fit into a condom YouTube free is also an annoying little Squeaker on Xbox that almost no one likes there's a squeaker there's a faget and then there's a YouTube freek
by Ronin R6 November 11, 2018
Get the youtube freek10mug. Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.
You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".
Example exclamations from this crowd include:
Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"
Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"
And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".
Example exclamations from this crowd include:
Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"
Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"
And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019
Get the YouTube Smartmug. When you tap your phone screen to see how long is left on the video. This can also be done with people.
David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018
Get the YouTube Tapmug. by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018
Get the Google it on youtubemug. Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.
by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015
Get the Youtube Moneysmug. A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.
Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
by Lavadog84 August 5, 2018
Get the Youtube Hoardermug.