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Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based
Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name
by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025
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Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.
That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.
by B 0 B April 9, 2025
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Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.
Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.
by Becky Black April 26, 2025
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Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.
“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”
by freakybraybray May 2, 2025
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Shit Wizard

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"
by mr.balls. September 22, 2025
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Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.
Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.
by chiefpickles September 25, 2025
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