Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022

Parker

A sassy little prick.

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker

by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019

Parker

Parker is a weird faggot and is really fine also she is gay which makes her my gf she will always make you smile and when I’m mad she makes it either worse or better she is pretty and has anger issues she likes to box and will makes me happy. Gay fag

Wish I was a gay fag like Parker

She’s so pretty

by Moneybagnuts May 29, 2022

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

PARKER

A NAME FOR POPULAR BOYS. HE'S NORMALLY a blonde hair cutie WITH A TINY PONYTAIL. HE HAS TONES OF FRIENDS. USUALLY, HIS 2 FRIENDS ARE CALLED MAX AND RAFIEL.

AWWW, LOOK AT THAT CUTIE.
IMA BE THE FIRST TO DATE HIM.
DATES PARKER

by qwaesrty June 12, 2023

Parker

Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.

Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*

by ImTIger May 4, 2023

Sufian Parker-mian

Sufian Parker-mian is often used to describe something impressive or pleasing

I have just tugged myself off, the wank was a sufian Parker-mian

by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021