Nine Days Cabbage Water

Jamaican folk term used to show disgust for the taste or smell of a particular food, object or person.

The term comes from the experience that some people may have had when leaving vegetables or other kinds of food out, sometimes in water, for way too long. There is a repulsive odor that comes about when decaying food is left to sit in stagnant water for prolonged periods of time. This odor is generally found distasteful, and thus we Jamaicans use this term in certain incidents to show our disgust for an objectionable odor or taste coming from a food item, an object or a person.

-"Go tek a showah. You smell like nine days cabbage water."

-"A wha dis you gimme fi eat? It taste like nine days cabbage water."

-"Throw dis out for me, it smells like nine days cabbage water."

by Errol W. December 14, 2008

ebay bedroom warrior

A person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the Internet operating from their bedroom.

This persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.

Person 1 "You fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?"

Person 2 "Sorry I can't I have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff I sold online from my bedroom"

Person 1 "You are such an ebay bedroom warrior"

by grinderman March 22, 2011

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.

You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."

by MWstein November 14, 2016

Fish out of water boy

That one boy that emma likes from her vacation

“emma won’t shut up about fish out of water boy”

by italiannosehairsaregross October 8, 2019

Teruterus Bath Water

An amazing content creator who has a crush on the fictional character called Teruteru Hanamura

Oooh, have you seen the amazing edits that Teruterus Bath Water has made?

by Tenko Bae August 5, 2021

fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022