Wilton

1) A town in Fairfield County, Connecticut where people enjoy country clubs, boating and clubbing. Parents are in denial and always think their children are the best, which results in an egotistical youth, underage drinking and smoking. Kids have too much of their parents money to spend and not enough to do to use it, so they turn to marijuana, cigarettes and alcohol.

2) The Basis of the movie "Stepford Wives". The screenwriter lived in Wilton for two years, and although exaggerated, based on Wilton. Where everything seems perfect, even if the people's lives are falling apart.

3) A sort of Pleasantville

1) "Hey I'm gonna go skip a Wilton High School class and smoke a cigarette in the bathroom, wanna join?"


2) "Hey! Everything's going well! (in head: my parents are getting a divorce)

3) "Keeping up with the Jones'"

by A Wiltonian October 9, 2008

Wilton

A name for someone who despite being straight will flirt with anyone and anything.

Person 1: (sees a guy heavily flirting with another guy) Is he gay?
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.

by lolagabriella February 7, 2010

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

Wilsoned

To say one thing but do another, purposely screwing over someone else in the process.

He said he would work on the project with me, but he wilsoned me and I had to do it myself.

by Marf the darf June 11, 2019

Wilsonya

Wilsonya is a British name , she is outstanding , have bad attitude, intelligent. Wil-son-Ya basically breaks down as Wilson

Wilsonya is a girl from Africa , she once was in civil rights movement during slavey

by Wilsonya November 23, 2021

Wilsonaphobia

Irrational fear of the 'creature' Wilson.

My friend has Wilsonaphobia.

by cloudlessed May 16, 2023

Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023