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Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
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we vegan

An expression used to confirm the end of a conflict.

When you want to put beef behind you. You may often hear a response that echoes we’re plant based
After explaining thier differences, Tom asked Kyle hey bro we vegan? Kyle said yeah we’re plant based.
by Ty Cadet January 16, 2024
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vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.
Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!
by A proud Jew April 24, 2018
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024
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vegan-ish

Vegan but with some exceptions.
Tarra is vegan-ish.
by waterwiggles May 9, 2018
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Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper
by @bahamamama August 19, 2019
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